Shirts & clothes

Imma dress you up in my love, all over your body.

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Do Math, Not Meth - Recycled Organic T-Shirt [Unisex]

Do Math, Not Meth - Recycled Organic T-Shirt [Unisex]

$30.00 USD
$30.00 USD
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Porn Kills Love - Organic Boxy T-Shirt [Women's]

Porn Kills Love - Organic Boxy T-Shirt [Women's]

$30.00 USD
$30.00 USD
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Porn Kills Love - Recycled Organic T-Shirt [Unisex]

Porn Kills Love - Recycled Organic T-Shirt [Unisex]

$30.00 USD
$30.00 USD
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Patches

These life-changing patches will transform you from looking like hopeless a loser into an unstoppable winner

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Cowabunga It Is [Patch]

$12.00 USD
$12.00 USD
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Get in Loser [Patch]

$12.00 USD
$12.00 USD
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No to Drugs [Patch]

$12.00 USD
$12.00 USD

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Yee haw 🤠

At last! You can own weird props from my videos

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Foot

Foot

$250.00 USD
$250.00 USD
20mm

20mm

$300.00 USD
$300.00 USD
Juan Pablo the Coral Snake

Juan Pablo the Coral Snake

$300.00 USD
$300.00 USD
The Bebe

The Bebe

$1,000.00 USD
$1,000.00 USD
The Face

The Face

$250.00 USD
$250.00 USD

Kieram's story

Follow me, if you wanna live...

Kieram Litchfield, known online as "Survival Daddy," is a first aid instructor with over 1 billion social media views. Born in Vancouver, Canada, he moved to Florida during his teens.

After pursuing a career in web design and digital marketing, he shifted focus following the 2010 Great Tohoku Earthquake and Tsunami, which inspired him to engage in disaster relief volunteer work. By 2014, he became an Advanced EMT and founded a non-profit to teach first aid and disaster preparedness globally.

In 2021, he began creating educational TikToks and Instagram Reels on topics like CPR and survival skills, amassing over seven million followers. In 2022, he published "Instant Hero," a free guide designed to make life-saving information accessible to all.

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We're here to help with any questions or concerns you may have about your order. Before reaching out, we encourage you to check out our FAQs, where you’ll find answers to common questions about shipping, returns, and more. If you still need assistance after reviewing the FAQs, feel free to contact us, and we’ll be happy to help!

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Shipping times and costs vary depending on your location and the shipping method selected at checkout. On average:

  • Domestic (USA): 3–7 business days
  • International: 7–21 business days

Shipping costs are calculated at checkout based on your location and order size. You’ll see the total shipping fee before completing your purchase.

What is your return/refund policy?

All sales are final, we do not accept returns, and we do not accept refunds. This excludes orders that were made by mistake, defective products or wrong sizes. 

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Customers can pay using major credit/debit cards (Visa, Mastercard, American Express, Discover), digital wallets (Apple Pay, Google Pay, Shop Pay), and local payment methods like iDEAL, Bancontact, Sofort, Giropay, and SEPA Direct Debit (availability depends on your store’s location).

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Asia:

Hong Kong, Israel, Japan, Malaysia, Singapore, South Korea, United Arab Emirates

Europe:

Austria, Belgium, Czechia, Denmark, Finland, France, Germany, Ireland, Italy, Netherlands, Norway, Poland, Portugal, Spain, Sweden, Switzerland, United Kingdom

North America:

USA, Canada

Oceania:

Australia, New Zealand